Saturday, July 2, 2011

Hello, Sextoast.

What is sextoast?
There are a few explanations on the web.

Via UrbanDictionary.com:
1. Toast Sex
The act of intercourse between two pieces of toast in which the pieces of toast rub against one another in an up and down motion. Occasionally toast babies result in the form of crumbs; this can be prevented along with the transference of toast STD's, with the use of marmalade. The act of making crumbs can also be considered a sign of arousal.
Toast: "We made toasty toasty love all night long, she makes me crumb every time we have toast sex."
2. Sex on Toast:
 A. Adj: Possessing the quality of extreme goodness - i.e.; highly delicious, attractive, awesome.
Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagna is beyond sex on toast."Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex on Toast."'Sex on toast, anyone?'
B. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.
C. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

'Sex on Toast' is also an Experimental/Jazz band from Australia. 

sextoast: pun-intended.

Sextoast.blogger.com, however, is a much different thing.

It is solely dedicated to the science, health, philosophy, and beneficial aspects of the human brain. More-so personal than anything, Sextoast digs into the science of love, life, relationships; the kind of stuff we really cherish, yet sometimes neglect due to 'real-world' stuff, like jobs, money, and stability. Sextoast brings depth into peoples' thoughts, to really trigger their memories on how they did what they did, why they love who they love, how mind-blowing their sex is/will be, what makes them passionate. Whether it's the philosophical part of life or just pure fact, I want to inspire people through simple/complex ideas and quirky memoirs.

I invite you to join me on the shenanigans I witness, along with brainstorming everything from the male and female roles on sex, to why we are attracted to certain smells. We all want to love, we're human. Let's enhance ourselves by really digging into what we want to know more of.

With that said, please follow me if you like what you read and speak up! I enjoy feedback and constructive conversation as much as the next hormone-crazed girl.

xoxo

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