It is hard to come across a book that I can literally not put down every 2 pages. The only book I've gotten through at this fast of a pace was Chelsea Handler's Horizontal Life Memoirs book. This is just like that, with more literotica (book porn).
This book is also very key in what most of this blog is about. Besides the obvious sexness, Amy Lee explores the realms of what it is to be a girl with a one-track-mind. I, myself, if anyone, can correlate with this book 100%, considering how up & down my hormonal life is. Here's a good excerpt that tickled me:
The Girl's Guide to F***-Buddies: Definitions
1. A f***-buddy is someone with whom you are sexually involved, but have no romantic or emotional strings attached. They are NOT a friend that you f***; although they might be someone you like and respect, the f***-buddy relationship is purely sexual.
2. Occasionally a productive one-night stand can lead into a series of regular one-night stands. These then develop into an occasional sexual relationship.
3. Shagging someone with no expectations of commitment or co-dependency does not have to mean a one-off: it can also be pleasurable to have multiple sexual experiences with them over a period of time.
4. There doesn't need to be any awkwardness, guilt or hurt; it should be a simple situation, with little or no complications. It is not a problem if you only want to see someone because you are horny; you don't need to get validation from them on an emotional or intellectual level. You can get this from your friends.
5. With a f***-buddy, there is no real intimacy beyond nudity and mutual horniness. You might have nothing in common with the other person that sexual attraction. It's not like meeting up with a mate to watch a movie and talk about the plot afterwards over dinner. By definition a f***-buddy connection happens on a physical level only.
I'm still in the middle of this, but I'm giving it a good 9 fingers up. -1 because she makes me feel like a boring McDrySpell. I've never in my life heard of anyone even capable of being this horny, besides my pal Olive (hey Olive). When I'm this age, I hope to have as many memoirs and rants as this lady here. I will call it. Sex Toast.
